The Vegemite ban in Victorian prisons is staying put after a judge on Monday threw out a convicted murderer's claim that being denied the salty spread violated his human rights. Andre McKechnie, fifty-five, is serving a life sentence and argued in court that going without Vegemite stopped him from enjoying his culture as an Australian. The ruling ends a case that went global and gave the internet one of its weirdest legal debates of the year.

What the prisoner argued

McKechnie represented himself by video link from maximum-security Barwon Prison, west of Melbourne, according to the Associated Press. He took his case to the Supreme Court of Victoria last year, claiming that refusing him the yeast-based spread breached the state's Charter of Human Rights and Responsibilities Act. His core pitch was that Vegemite is tied to family, home and memory.

In his submission, quoted by The Guardian, he said that without it he felt deprived of practising his Australian culture and was sad and disconnected from his family and community. He also argued that the spread mattered for his wellbeing, according to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

Why the judge said no

Justice Claire Harris did not brush off the culture argument. She accepted that Vegemite "may be regarded as part of an Australian culture in that it is a food strongly and traditionally associated with people of Australian background," as reported by ABC News. She also accepted that the Vegemite ban limited his cultural rights under the charter.

But she found the limit was proportionate. In her words, McKechnie's cultural rights were "limited primarily by the fact that he has been sentenced to a term of imprisonment." She also found it "difficult to accept" that his sadness and isolation came from a lack of Vegemite rather than from being locked up, and she pointed to other ways inmates can connect with Australian culture, such as local music and books.

On the food law, the judge held that the Corrections Act requires prisons to provide food that maintains health and wellbeing, but not foods of cultural significance meant to boost an inmate's mood. McKechnie, who is Jewish, already receives a kosher dinner, a lunch salad bowl and a weekly box of kosher foods, ABC News reported.

The sniffer dog and home-brew defence

Prison authorities have long said the Vegemite ban exists for security reasons. Corrections Victoria argued the spread could be used to speed up home-brew alcohol, because of its yeast content, and could throw off drug detection dogs. Kevin White, a manager at the agency, testified that any pungent odour such as Vegemite "would distract a canine from detecting the illicit drugs they are trained to detect."

Not everyone buys that. Criminologist Nathan Ryan of the Australian Catholic University told the ABC that detection dogs pick up traces in parts per trillion, so it would be very unlikely that Vegemite could mask contraband. He also said he saw no legitimate reason for the ban, but equally no legal argument that access to the spread is a human right. His take on the case: "Vegemite's just a popular food product and there's no more to it."

A spread with a complicated reputation

Vegemite was first developed in Melbourne in nineteen twenty-three as an alternative to the British spread Marmite, according to The Guardian. It is a breakfast staple for plenty of Australians, though its taste stays famously polarising. Bega bought the brand from the American company Kraft in twenty thirteen.

The prison rules are a patchwork. The prohibition has applied in Victorian prisons since about two thousand six, and Queensland, South Australia and Tasmania also ban it, while some inmates in New South Wales can buy it, the hearing was told. That inconsistency is part of why the story keeps getting attention beyond Australia.

What happens next

Victoria's Department of Justice and Community Safety welcomed the decision. A spokesperson said the safety of staff and prisoners is the top priority and that approved and prohibited items will keep being managed according to operational and security needs. Nothing in the judgment forces any change to the Vegemite ban, and the ruling is a clear signal that courts will weigh cultural claims against prison security.

Whether McKechnie appeals is not known from the reports so far. For now, the case is an oddly useful reminder of how far human rights law can stretch, and where judges draw the line. Want more stories from across the globe? Check the world desk for the latest.