Hot take: Return to office mandates are not about collaboration, culture or mentorship. They are layoffs with extra steps — a way to shrink headcount without paying severance, dressed up in the language of teamwork.

Start with what executives admit when researchers promise anonymity. A BambooHR survey of more than 1,500 US managers found that one in four executives hoped their return-to-office policy would trigger resignations, and one in five HR professionals said the mandate was designed to make people quit, according to a breakdown of the survey data. Workers are not imagining the pattern: a CEOWORLD poll of 125,000 US employees found nearly three in four believe these mandates are primarily designed to drive voluntary attrition. Read that twice. The people writing return to office mandates and the people living under them agree on what the policies are for.

The quiet part, said out loud

The quiet part about return to office mandates is that the resistance started immediately and never stopped. When Amazon ordered corporate staff back five days a week, more than 1,800 employees pledged walkouts and others described “rage applying” for new jobs, according to an industry review of the mandate era. JPMorgan staff returned to find desk shortages inside a brand-new headquarters. Samsung moved beyond announcements into enforcement technology to track attendance. These are not the hallmarks of a policy built on trust. They are the hallmarks of a policy built on control.

And the control is expensive for the people with the least leverage. The mandates land hardest on caregivers, disabled workers and entry-level staff who relocated during the remote years — the groups least able to absorb a sudden five-day commute. Meanwhile the official justifications keep shifting: first it was productivity, then culture, then mentorship, then the serendipity of hallway conversations. When the rationale changes every quarter, it is worth asking whether the rationale was ever the point.

The productivity excuse does not survive the data

The official defense of return to office mandates goes like this: people work better together, in person, under supervision. The evidence disagrees. Researchers at the University of Iowa followed 219 hybrid workers across office and home days and found each person more productive at home — faster, making greater progress on goals, with about a third less variability in their energy across the day, according to the university’s report on the study. The office did not make people sharper. It made their days choppier.

Nor is there much mystery about what workers will do. Around 53% of remote-capable employees say they would look for another job if pushed back full time, according to HR Chief’s review of the mandate era. “They equate visibility with productivity and fear losing culture and collaboration,” said Stacie Haller, chief career adviser at Resume Builder, in a statement. Her prescription was purposeful presence — bringing people together for collaboration and connection — rather than attendance for its own sake. The research keeps landing in the same place: structured hybrid weeks of two to three days deliver the collaboration without the attrition. The five-day return to office mandates are not the evidence-based option. They are the vibes-based one.

Follow the real estate

Strip away the slogans and return to office mandates look like what they are: the most expensive sunk cost in corporate history demanding to be used. Five-day attendance now covers 55% of the Fortune 100, up from 5% in 2021, according to the same industry review, which cites JLL figures. Empty towers are a balance-sheet problem, and mandates are cheaper than admitting the lease was a mistake. Add the attrition effect and return to office mandates pay for themselves twice: the building fills up, and the payroll quietly shrinks.

The counterpoint deserves a fair hearing. Microsoft’s chief executive Satya Nadella has called in-person work “even more important” in the age of AI, as the Financial Times reported — the argument being that junior employees learn by proximity and that creative work benefits from friction. There is truth in it: fully remote setups carry real collaboration costs, especially for new hires doing ambiguous early-stage work. And not every mandate survived contact with reality — Robinhood’s chief executive publicly admitted the mistake and reversed course. The honest version of this debate was never office versus home. It was five rigid days versus a hybrid week with a purpose. The data picked a winner years ago. Most executives picked the lease.

For Gen Z, return to office mandates are the first great bait-and-switch of their working lives. They entered the workforce hearing that flexibility was the future, arranged their lives around it, and are now told the future has been cancelled by memo. The “rage applying” wave is the rational response: when a policy is designed to make people quit, quitting — loudly, on your own terms — is just reading the memo correctly.

So here is the take on return to office mandates, stated plainly: they were never a productivity strategy. They are a real-estate strategy and an attrition strategy wearing a collaboration costume. Companies that wanted the best of both worlds had the evidence for hybrid years ago and chose the mandate anyway. Workers noticed. The ones who can leave, will — and the ones who cannot are the ones the policy was never designed for. For more on the generation rewriting work’s rules, see our piece on the death of the “entitled workers” myth and the rest of the Hot Takes desk.